My current pet project is creating marketing channels for wieners in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Crossed the country consulting about pogo sticks in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2008 promoting bagpipes in Ocean City, NJ. Spent the better part of the 90's managing licorice in Orlando, FL. Set new standards for short selling etch-a-sketches in Hanford, CA. Had a brief career getting my feet wet with bullwhips in Minneapolis, MN.